In a bright, bustling factory that smelled faintly of camphor and late-shift chai, a brand-new bottle rolled off the conveyor belt. Just another Tuesday in the world of the STEP ASIDE Factory.
As the labels went on, each one a crisp seal, one bottle named Pete jolted. He blinked. Or, you know, did the bottle equivalent of blinking?
He looked around. Bottles everywhere. Buzzing machines. Workers with joyful playlists.
“Where—what—who—am I?” Pete said out loud to no one in particular.
From the belt beside him, an older, slightly dented bottle replied casually, “First rodeo?”
Pete nodded.
“You’ll be fine, kid. This place? This is where we’re made. Bottled, labelled, and off we go to new homes. They pack us with love and send us into the great unknown, aka storage shelves and mop buckets.”
Pete stared. “Wow, how do you know all this?”
The old bottle puffed up proudly. “Recycled four times. I’m basically factory royalty.”
The next thing Pete knew, he was snuggled in a cardboard box alongside a few other freshly labelled friends, bouncing his way through shipping logistics toward what he assumed was domestic glory.
After what seemed like an eternity, a door opened. Sunlight hitting him right in the face. Then he saw a young couple cooing over packages while a fluffball of silver-grey fur named Logan lost his mind at the sight of cardboard.
Logan leapt at the box, sniffing furiously.
“Settle down, buddy,” the man laughed. “I’ll show you what's inside.”
The couple opened the box and pulled out Pete.
He stood proudly in the light, sleek label, biodegradable confidence, and a light whiff of camphor.
Logan stared.
He tilted slightly and started sniffing Pete. “Ahem. I’ll have you know, most find my scent quite...refreshing”, said Pete.
Logan sniffed, huffed, and trotted off without so much as a woof.
Rude.
For a few days, Pete sat on the shelf, waiting. Watching. Hoping to prove himself.
Then came the spill. A full cup of chai on the floor. The couple panicked.
Pete was summoned.
Cap off. Mixed with water. Mop swirled. Floor gleamed.
Pete worked his magic, and Logan watched. Quietly.
Still skeptical. "The previous guys could do it too," he told himself before the thought that Pete could be different entered his mind.
Later that day, Logan did his usual rounds on the balcony, checking on his plant friends, who were looking suspiciously perky.
“Ugh,” Logan grumbled. “Mom and Dad are obsessed with that bottle on that shelf. Pete this, Pete that. It’s just a floor cleaner. Sure he smells amazing and can clean just about anything, but come on, what's so special about him?”
One of the ferns perked up. “Notice anything different about us?"
"You do look fresher than usual," Logan replied.
The fern said, "After your humans moped the floor with Pete, they poured the leftover water on us. We’ve never felt greener!”
“Wait,” Logan squinted. “He...waters you too?”
A smooth voice floated in from the shadows.
“Looks like someone’s finally realizing my greatness.”
Pete had been leaning coolly against a shelf this whole time, watching.
Logan sighed. “Fine. You clean floors. You feed plants. You smell good. You...have range.”
Pete grinned. “Told you I was the full package.”
And from that day on, Pete was no longer just a bottle of floor cleaner. He was part of the household.
Friend to plants.
Ally to paws.
And, though he’d never admit it out loud, besties with a slightly dramatic husky named Logan.
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